but where's the funnel cake
—Ricky Nelson
Brella. Gryffindor. Meta-nerd. Ace detective. B01ooo. Special skills: le français.
I came. I saw. I shipped all the things, and then I wrote fic about it. Sometimes I make jokes that aren't funny. Sometimes I'm a cheeseball. Sometimes I boogie. Sometimes I laugh about farts. Sometimes I freak out over how awesome cats are.
My life is essentially a quirky indie comedy and I am Michael Cera.
Starring Matthew Gray Gubler as my roommate.
But you can always stand under my umbrella, brella, ella, ey, ey.
My Staff:
