total-aster submitted:
BRUCE I LEFT THE STOVE ON
BRUCE I HAVE GOT TO PEE GET OUT OF THE WAY
BRUCE THE INTERNET IS CALLING TO ME I MUST JUMP THROUGH MY COMPUTER SCREEN
TO NARNIA!
I’M HEADING TOWARDS THE LIGHT I SEE IT DO YOU SEE IT
BRUCE JASON JUST HAD UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A HORSE
BRUCE I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO
The weirdest part of all this is that I’m actually laughing.
HELP I’M A BANSHEE
look at his face. just look at it
THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!